LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY, CRUDE, AND ALWAYS UNPREDICATABLE!
MIKE BARON DELIVERS BOOK THREE IN THE FLORIDA MAN SERIES OF PROSE NOVELS.
As Gary and Krystal drag Prince Larry and Princess Regan, through the mud, a snapping turtle latches on to the prince’s manhood and a debate breaks out on whether to release the video.
Will it help or hurt the Royal Ducats?
Gary brawls with a man in a bunny suit at Wacky World. Venezuelans use Gary’s property for drug deals. Legendary dadaist Claude Balls stuns the world with his creations. Leotis, a giant Mekong catfish, becomes Gary’s friend and advisor, but only Gary can see the painfully shy Leotis – perhaps it was that cane toad Gary licked. Krystal trains to fight Lucha Libre sensation Javelina.
“It’s completely unpredictable, loaded with laughs and action, and it’s a blast to read!”
“Like Quentin Tarantino on paper.” – Kevin J. Anderson, NYT Best-selling author of the Dune novels.
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